June 30, 2004
1 in 10 kids subject to sexual misconduct...
by teachers and other school personnel.
Yet another reason to homeschool...
Oh, and you'll just love the NEA response.
Yet spokesman Michael Pons of the National Education Association, a union of 2.7 million education workers, said: "Lumping harassment together with serious sexual misconduct does more harm than good by creating unjustified alarm and undermining confidence in public schools. Statistically, public schools remain one of the safest places for children to be."
The NEA, he added, takes any sexually inappropriate behavior seriously, training teachers and working with the Education Department on rules banning harassment in schools.
Training and new rules? For some odd reason, I thought somewhere in the vaunted 4 year education degree study program that the NEA insists you must have to teach kids, they might have mentioned to the future teachers that sexually harassing students is not ok.
Permalink | Comments (2)June 29, 2004
The Atlanta Time Machine
This is too cool. Somebody poured through the photographic archives at Georgia State, and then took current versions of the pictures, giving us an amazing comparison of Atlanta then and now. I'm going waste an entire evening at this site. There is no way I can't.
Permalink | Comments (1)Washington Post Education Columnist Discovers Homeschooling
Jay Mathews, Education columnist at The Wahington Post, decided that he has been neglecting homeschoolers. His first column on the topic is very positive, and he wants to hear from homeschoolers too.
Permalink | Comments (5)June 28, 2004
Green Valley Book Fair
For those of you in the Mid-Atlantic area, the Green Valley Book Fair opens up Saturday morning for a two week run. GVBF is a large warehouse in the middle of nowhere off of I-81 in VA. They buy up overstock books for a few months, and when they get about 500,000 in stock, they have a big sale. We regularly buy well over $1000 (face value) in books for less than $200. The discounts are amazing.
We are going because our 8 year old asked if we could go. We generally make the trip once per year.
My only complaint is that the Sci-Fi selection is generally very weak. Not their thing I guess.
In the off chance anybody else is going, we'll be there Saturday morning.
Permalink | Comments (0)8 weeks at camp?
Maybe I'm insulated out here in the country (2 miles from the busiest exit on I-95), but I honestly had no idea that people sent their kids off to summer camp for 8 straight weeks. I thought summer camp was a 1 or 2 week thing?
Is it an upper-income, NE liberal thing? That might explain why it's such a foreign concept to me. You know, with my blue collar conservative upbringing.
Did anybody do this growing up? I never went to camp. I don't remember any friend ever going to camp for more than a week or two. I grew up as a military brat, maybe 8 weeks at camp sounded too much like basic training, and made our dads nervous ;)
More Gmail invites
I have 6 more invites. Following Michele's lead this time, you have to earn one if you want it. The price to join us cool kids in the Gmail club is a $5 donation to the family of Dan Eggers. Email your receipt to me at chrisod.removethis@gmail.com
Updates:
5 left. Arlye Poweleit donated several times above and beyond the requested $5 minimum.
4 left. Thank you to Jim Fuerstenberg.
3 left. Thank you to Brian Wohlgemuth
1 left - Chad Harris and Jay Carusso both donated.
We are done! Patrick Sennett picked up the last invite with a generous, well beyond the minimum, donation. Total raised for the Eggers trust fund from my Gmail invites was $70. Not too shabby...
Permalink | Comments (1)Happy Birthday Chris
Did you remember Chris' birthday on June 26? Me neither.
Date: Sat, 26 Jun 2004 09:02:57 -0400
From: reynhardtmts@yahoo.co.uk
To: chrisodva@yahoo.com
Subject: Check out the eCard I sent you from Yahoo! Greetings
Viewing your eCard is a snap! Just choose from the following options:
Click on the following link:
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He turned 34.
Permalink | Comments (2)...they keep making better idiots
I thought turning off comments on older posts meant the end of the Ozzy fan club hanging around here.
I was wrong.
Permalink | Comments (4)From: Kimberelylovesme@aol.com
Subject: hi my name is brandi campbell from arizona
Date: Mon, 28 Jun 2004 02:38:08 EDT
To:Chris O'Donnellhi im just wondering if theres anyway you could get me ozzy and sharons email address for me .i would like to meet them.they are coool.....
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June 25, 2004
80's hair Band Lyrics Quiz
Permalink | Comments (5)June 24, 2004
Give kids sports back to the kids
Good article in US News & World Report about the problems with youth sports. Cal Ripken is featured as somebody trying to make positive difference.
I've written several times about kids sports. I strongly believe that it is important to try to win, but winning itself does not matter. That is a hard lesson to teach, but I think I've done it rather well with both baseball and basketball.
I have 3 goals for every season.
1. Have fun
2. Become better as a team each game.
3. Become better as an individual each game.
That's it. Winning is never mentioned. In 5 baseball seasons and 2 basketball seasons, my kids have had a lot of fun and improved dramatically over the course of the season.
Oh, and we've never had a losing season. Funny how that works.
Although most people think of the over competitive frustrated jock when they think of bad kid's coaches, there is another. The I'm just doing this to help, I know nothing about this sport and I don't care enough to learn coach. It breaks my heart to see kids at the conclusion of the season that still don't know the basic rules and haven't gotten any better at the game. Many of those kids will not come back and play again.
I consider my responsibility as a coach well beyond just supervising practices and coaching games. I consider it my job to instill a passion for the game in the kids. 99% of these kid will never even play high school sports, but if I can create a fan of the game, I've done my job.
Permalink | Comments (1)A whole new meaning to Parrothead
Take one hard core death metal band...
Add a parrot as the lead singer...
And you get Hatebeak
It's only available on vinyl. If I only had a turntable.
via Boing Boing
Permalink | Comments (2)June 23, 2004
...blame the fans.
"If you wanted to point a finger at who is responsible for the curse, I think you point first to the fans."
Moneyball author Michael Lewis discusses baseball, Billy Beane, The Red Sox, writing, and all sorts of interesting stuff in this rather long interview.
Permalink | Comments (1)June 22, 2004
Gmail Haiku
I found this in the comments of the latest Gmail post and just had to put on the front page. Gmail haiku :)
My inbox explodes
Love letters lost, life overloads
I dream of gmail
She got an invite.
Permalink | Comments (0)Iron Maiden: Dance of Death
After my recent review of a Christian rock band made up of homeschoolers, I feel the need to restore some balance here at ODonnellWeb. So, I give you Iron Maiden, still at it after all these years.
Minor confession time - Piece of Mind was one of the first metal albums I ever owned. It is very much responsible for my turning away from the dark side of music - radio pop!
Dance of Death is a solid album. There are no surprises. A couple of shorter songs, and a bunch of 8 minute epics covering topics like the 13th century eradication of the Cathars at the hands of the French, and The Battle of Paschendale, the infamous WWI battle that introduced chemical weapons to the European theatre. Metal and a history lesson wrapped up in one bone jarring heavy metal package.
What's not to love?
Permalink | Comments (2)Open Source Life?
"What happens when a bio-cracker unleashes a plant virus on all the wheat in North America, and the genetic code to "Wheat 2.0" is closed-source, patented code owned by a corporation? Should life be Open Source?"
Should "life" be patentable? Should DNA sequences be patentable? If you believe that we are not here by random chance, that there is some sort of Creator, then doesn't He already own the patents? There is an awful lot of prior art wandering around the planet at this very moment!
I'm not sure where I stand on this. If Genomics, Inc. spends $billions developing a DNA sequence that cures diabetes, what rights will a diabetic have if they accept that code into their body? If the code also makes their children immune to diabetes, will they owe a license fee when he/she has kids?
DNA code - C++ code. It's very different, but then again, it's not different at all. In either case, it's an instruction set readable by a specific system.
I do know our legal system is in no way ready for this type of stuff. Heck, we haven't even got it figured out with computer code yet!
And I believe we'll be dealing with it sooner rather than later.
Permalink | Comments (0)Kids & Economics
Michelle is teaching the kids Econ this summer, and they love it! Hearing an 8 and 10 year old excitedly discuss Opportunity Costs is something that only happens to homeschoolers :) I don't remember learning any Econ until college. I wonder if they still use guns and butter as the initial example of free trade and self interest? I'll bet it's been PC'ed out of the textbooks by now.
We are using Cost Benefit Jr., which I found via Daryl's site last year. It's a very free market approach to microeconomics, and well suited to homeschoolers from about age 8. If I had a silly ODonnellWeb rating system it would get the highest rating. But I don't, so this endorsement will have to do.
Permalink | Comments (0)If the birds and bees can do it...
Daryl points to this homeschool related editorial from The Virginian-Pilot. It's a pro-homeschool piece, yet the author seems to believe teachers possess some special ability to teach.
The ability to teach well doesn’t come with a college degree. Good teachers possess special character traits, a teaching personality if you will, that lets them communicate effectively with youngsters.
She's right about the college degree part. However, why is it that so many of us believe that we need special helpers to raise our children into responsible, productive adults? Birds, bees, bears, dogs, cats, all raise their young on their own. Humans have a lot more to learn, but our capacity to learn (and teach) is at least proportional. Really folks, you don't government help for this stuff.
She continues, "Home schooling is something many of us don’t fully understand. Only the most dedicated parents, those deeply dissatisfied with public schools for educational, personal, political or religious reasons, would go to the trouble."
And why is that? Why are we so willing to turn our offspring over to strangers? Are we brainwashed by our own upbringing to believe only government certified teachers can teach? As I've watched our bluebird pair raise 5 young in the backyard (and they are incubating 5 more eggs as I type) I've been struck by just how dedicated the parent bluebirds are to their offspring. Raising them is a 24 x 7 job. Their is no central bluebird authority to turn them over to. Every waking moment is spent feeding, protecting, or teaching the fledglings. Homeschooling is the natural way to raise kids. If it works for the rest of God's creatures, I'm not sure why so many people are skeptical about it for the highest order of life on the planet. If anything, we should be more capable.
And when the fledglings are ready to go at life solo, the male bluebird isn't shy about chasing them out of his territory and forcing them to start life as independent adults.
I think we can learn something there.
Permalink | Comments (1)June 21, 2004
Kitty Hawk for the Space Age
So, is today's news a Kitty Hawk for space? Or is it just a blip on the radar that will be meaningless in the long run?
Permalink | Comments (1)Nice Kid, but...
This story about a kid with a perfect SAT, community service, National Honor Society, blah blah blah, yet still wasn't accepted into Harvard, MIT, or Rice, is interesting, but not for the reasons the author intended. I find this obsession with crafting the perfect college application to be downright creepy. Kids are transferring schools to make sure they can finish in the Top 10, and parents are spending thousands on $100 an hour college application consultants.
With the continued expansion of the network economy, and more and more career fields being entrepreneurial in nature, I personally believe the 4 year degree is quickly approaching its jump the shark moment. I don't think you'll see GenX parents stressing over junior getting into Harvard. I'm certainly not that worried about it. Really, the education at Harvard or MIT isn't that much better then the education at a top ranked state school. The real value of a Harvard or MIT degree is the membership in the alumni association. It's been my experience that alumni from the so-called elite schools take care of each other throughout their careers.
Permalink | Comments (2)June 19, 2004
Gmail, get your Gmail here
You've got to hand it to Google's marketing folks. They are in the pre-IPO quiet period, so they can't talk. Instead, they keep all of us talking about them. Smart, very smart.
Anyway, I have 4 more Gmail invites to hand out.
Permalink | Comments (5)June 18, 2004
The Homeschoolers: Putting The Cool Back in Homeschool
or, how I bought a Christian rock CD without realizing it ;)
I sort of missed the boat on my original mini-review of the three MP3's they have posted on the Web. This CD is much better than I originally gave it credit for. The music is mostly "Sum 41ish" pop punk, except for "The Lisa Doesn't Like Me Song", which is a well done spoof of 50's doo-wop. ( I had that part right!)
However, the song writing is much more mature than I originally gave them credit for. They've taken the typical "she doesn't like me song" and turned it into "she doesn't like me but that's OK because I still have God." And they've done it so subtly that if you aren't paying attention (like me) you might not even notice the .."because I still have God" part in most of the songs. When he sings "What would you say, what would you do, if I was too famous, to talk to you, " you aren't completely sure if he singing to his girlfriend, or Jesus.
And it really doesn't matter, because the song works either way. However, my guess is that particular song is about a girl. Actually, every song is about a girl. These are teens after all :)
BTW, Breck gives the CD an enthusiastic two thumbs up.
Bush wants your kid on drugs
According to the British Medical Journal, the Bush administration is set to unveil a far reaching mental health initiative in July. It will recommend mandatory mental health screening for all school age children, with a focus on early medical intervention.
Early intervention being code for doped up, submissive children.
Yet another reason to homeschool....
June 17, 2004
TV's Best Dad's
I'm not sure about best...but the TV dad I'd most like to have as my own is Homer Simpson. Just think of what I could have gotten away with... ;)
Permalink | Comments (1)June 15, 2004
HS'ers impress Philip Greenspun
The web geeks in my reading audience will know who is is. For the rest of you, Philip is a professor at MIT, noted author and photographer, and also a dot com entrepenuer, who happened to write the best book on web development, ever.
Anyway, he ran into a couple of homeschooled teens at a block party and was impressed by their manners. Not that any of us are surprised by that!
Permalink | Comments (1)More Gmail invites
I found three more Gmail invites when I logged in this morning. I have already sent one to Daryl - so there are two left.
Who wants one? I promise my decision about how to dole them out will be totally arbitrary and completely lacking in fairness.
Update: I'm out.
Permalink | Comments (4)Close Encounters of the Newt kind
Yesteday, I took a six block walk at lunch to attend a book signing for Newt Gingrich's new book, Grant Comes East. Half-way there, as I crossed the street, I spotted Newt walking alone. I would have expected him to have a limo drop him off etc, but nope - I bumped into him walking down L Street in DC completely alone.
So, I introduced myself, mentioned I was headed to his book signing and that I had lived in his district when he was Speaker, and had a real nice chat with him as we walked the 3 blocks to the book signing. If you are curious, we discussed the growth back in his GA district, and how we really are just starting to see the impact that information technology will have on the world.
You know, when he was Speaker of the House, 5 minutes of his time alone was probably a very valuable commodity.
Permalink | Comments (0)June 14, 2004
On the virtues of living slow
Fred First has penned a nice piece on slow living. I was just commenting to Michelle this weekend that I'm really looking forward to a summer with nowhere I "have" to be. Cub Scouts is done, Little League has a week or two to go, Girl Scouts will be done tomorrow, we have no major trips planned this summer, and starting next week I'll be working out of the house full time again, trading in my 4 hour round trip commute for a 10 second trip up the stairs to my office.
I think a lot of what Fred wrote will resonate with homeschoolers. I certaintly have come to understand that one of the primary benefits of homeschooling is the control we have over our lives. We aren't bound by an arbitrary government school calendar. We don't have to be at the bus stop at 7 AM. We don't have to vacation in the summer when everybody else does. We are very busy, but for the most part it is all stuff we have chosen to do. As Fred put it, "There is a difference between being busy and being hurried."
Permalink | Comments (2)Kid 1 - Asshat fan 0
In Texas yesterday, an asshat adult shoved a 4 year kid to the ground in his zeal to get a foul ball hit by Gary Matthews.
Seeing what happened on TV in the clubhouse, St Louis Cardinal Reggie Sanders personally delivered an autographed bat to the kid. He also ended up with a bat autographed by Ranger Kevin Mench, and the Rangers front office gave him a ball signed by Nolan Ryan.
Sweet!
However, the coolest part of the story, which is being mostly glossed over in the media reports, is that before any of the pros got involved, two kids had already given their foul ball souveniers to the 4 year old.
Maybe there is hope for the current generation after all.
Permalink | Comments (2)June 13, 2004
The Two Things About Homeschooling
If you aren't familar with The Two Things, check the site and then come back. Or, if you are too lazy to click the link...
For every subject, there are really only two things you really need to know. Everything else is the application of those two things, or just not important.
The Two Things about homeschooling are:
1. Education has nothing to do with going to school.
2. It's not really about education.
You try.
Permalink | Comments (0)June 11, 2004
I have a Wiki

Do you Wiki?
I've been meaning to do this for a while, got inspired by today's Ping. It took about 15 minutes to set up. I used quikiwiki.
We willl see if it helps me be more organized and productive.
Permalink | Comments (3)June 10, 2004
Even the judges are Red Sox fans
A Massachusetts appeals court has ruled the the Red Sox are not liable for injuries in the stands caused by foul balls. The court referred to the danger as obvious.
Well duh! The most surprising thing about this is that Darren Lewis hit a ball hard enough to hurt somebody.
I once had Atlanta Braves tickets in the seats directly behind Ted Turner (He wasn't at the game though). We were maybe 10 rows from the field. I had a hard time enjoying the game that close up. You had to pay attention to every pitch and be ready to duck. The threat of injury up there is very real. It's much safer in the cheap seats, or even better, the luxury boxes :) I sat in a luxury box at Turner Field once too.
Permalink | Comments (0)Gmail Invites
I have had 3 Gmail invites....
June 09, 2004
The Two Buses
" Picture this. You’re driving down the highway with your nine-year-old son. You’re in the middle lane. On your right, one behind the other, are two buses. The bus in front is painted white. The bus behind is painted yellow. The bus in front has its windows painted over. The bus behind does not.
Your son asks you a question. "What are those two buses, Daddy?" You tell him that they are two very different kinds of buses. "How are they different?" he asks. You explain that on the first bus are prisoners who are being taken to jail. On the second bus are students who are being taken to school. "But how is that different?" your son asks. That’s what I’m asking, too."
Permalink | Comments (2)If I were Emperor of Education...
Washington Post education columnist Jay Mathews gives his column to a CA teacher for the day to answer the question, If I were Emperor of Education..."
This particular teacher starts with " My first two imperial acts would be to fire one-third of American teachers and then to give every parent a one-question quiz."
OK O'DonnellWeb readers, I challenge you, either in the comments, or on your own weblog, to answer the emperor question yourself. Ping me, or somehow let me know if you take up the challenge offsite. I'll post mine later today.
Upate: Here is is - alpha quality at best, written from the 50,000 foot level.
1. Cut the string between federal government and the schools. At present, the school system receives only a few percent of its budget from the Feds, so this is a fairly painless thing to do today. Further, I would promote legislation banning the federal government from ever contributing funds to the public school system. Education should be funded by parents that have a stake in the outcome.
2. I would also cut the ties between property taxes and education. The people using the schools should cover the expenses, and they should do it via direct contribution. That way, parents know exactly what they are paying for a government school education. This will have several benefits. Parents will get more involved as they see the direct connection between their wallet and education. Also, this will stimulate competition as parents can more easily compare costs and benefits. This has to be coupled with the elimination of all required government accreditations for either schools or educators. Parents will have the responsibility of deciding what they value in a teacher or school.
3. Eliminate all mandatory attendance regulations, and eliminate mandatory graduation requirements. All schools, public and private, will be free to set their own standards. The marketplace will let them know whose standards are most valued.
At this point, I would get out of the way and let the creative force of tens of millions of education consumers start to work. After a predictably messy shake out period, I would expect this to result in a very diverse education system, with local communities still supporting government schools, although I would expect the government schools to be far fewer in number. Many more children will be in private schools, many more children will be homeschooled. However, the majority of kids will eventually settle on a cafeteria approach, taking advantage of the local government school for some things, homeschooling for some subjects, the local community college for some subjects, and a wide variety of diverse educational options that don't even exist today. For example, it would make great sense for the car dealerships in a particular town to pool resources and sponsor an automotive technology certificate for local teenagers. Upon meeting whatever requirements the dealerships set, the students would earn (private) certification. Engineering concerns could do the exact same thing for math and science. In fact, the government schools could do the same too - with the generic high school diploma likely signifying basic competency in core academic subjects that the government schools continue to teach (math, reading, etc). It might even make sense for major corporations to set up their own schools, either as an employee benefit (unlikely in my opinion), or as a recruitment tool. What would be wrong with getting a first class, subsidized education at General Motors HS, in exchange for working for GM for 2 years upon your graduation? Today, you get a substandard, subsidized education, and upon graduation, you probably aren't qualified to work at GM.
The key to this working is open competition. The government must be absolutely prohibited from using the police power inherent in government to strengthen its own position in the education marketplace. If we have government schools, private schools, corporate schools, and home schools all competing on equal footing, the result will be a highly diverse and constantly changing educational environment.
June 08, 2004
It's better to remain quiet and be thought a fool...
I quote: "That's why, if you're going to homeschool your children, the parent or guardian needs to be either uber-nerd brilliant in all areas, or be willing to foot the bill for someone who can teach what they can't."
When do we start requiring teachers to be uber-nerd brilliant? The only thing required to be a teacher is a college degree, (not necessarily related to what you are teaching) and a government provided teaching certificate. The teaching certificate is nothing more than an artificial barrier to competition, designed to keep mediocre teachers employed at artificially high prices. The good teachers would likely make more in a free market for teaching skills, they don't need the protection.
The writer also says: "Politics with which I don't agree aside, I don't have a problem with kids being homeschooled, especially if they also have a good social network outside of it that keeps them off the slippery slope of social retardedness. (Few do, but that's another issue.)"
What politics? The writer has apparently bought into the myth that only conservatives homeschool. Conservatives may be the loudest homeschoolers, but there are plenty of homeschoolers that don't subscribe to conservative political policy. I think in my links alone I've got a Christian, atheist, and Wiccan, all successfully homeschooling extremely bright, socially well adjusted kids.
And speaking of socialization... don't you just love the social retard jab? Another myth. Does the writer even know a real homeschooling family? I guess Harvard and Stanford have been completely fooled, since they accept homeschoolers at a higher rate than traditionally educated kids. Employers too have been fooled.
And all this time I thought dependability and maturity were good traits. Silly me.
However, I think Patricia Lines, former researcher for the US Department of Education summed it up best, "If I didn't know anything about someone other than their education background, I'd rather hop into a foxhole with a homeschool kid than one from public school. The homeschool kid will be a little better educated and dependable. It's just the law of averages."
Permalink | Comments (4)The Nuge & Toby Keith rock the desert
It was clear that these two entertainers were saying thanks not only by playing for Marines, but by playing for Marines on Marine terms. They were tired, hungry, and dirty. But they were enjoying every minute of it. And so were we.
June 07, 2004
Who is teaching your child?
Lt Smash discovers that the spokesperson for the LA chapter of the International Socialist Organization is a public high school history teacher.
I'm very certain that my kids teacher is not a commie. She is, however, very cute. I should ask her out sometime :)
via Michele
Permalink | Comments (0)Scam Alert
This has got to be a scam - but I'm not seeing the catch. Suppossedly somebody posted a request at shareyourexperiences.com for information about me. They have 4 replies in one day. The whole thing is laughable. The idea that anybody would need to get "your experience" with me is a joke. Even funnier is that I'm suppossed to believe that they got 4 replies! My first thought was to change the email address embedded in the URL - I fully expected to see the exact same screen no matter what ODonnellWeb address was used. However joe@ returns a "sorry, no requests have been made" page.
The communication all happens party to party via the site's double secret "Identity Protection System." I can't see what devilish secrets are being shared about me behind me back. I can, however, anonymously email the author to find out what people are saying about me. That has to be the point, but why? Unless they want to sell me identity management protection or something, after I see the awful rumours being spread about me on the Internet.
I think I'll play along - I'll report back if I get any type of reply.
I signed up for the free membership - but I have to upgrade to a pay membership to find out what is being said. Using ego and vanity against the user. Classic.
More from Snopes
Lileks on homeschooling
I while back I noticed that Lileks sounded like a parent that was considering homeschooling, even though he had not used the word homeschool in his column..
Permalink | Comments (0)June 06, 2004
The Prisoner of Azkaban
Been there, done that. The movie rocks.
My son insists on pointing out every deviation from the book. Really important stuff like Harry suceeding with a spell on his 2nd try, when in the book it took him 3 tries.
What a geek. And I mean that as the highest possible praise :)
June 05, 2004
Real Estate Bubbles
We sold this house 18 months ago for 300K. At the time I said there is no way I would pay 300K for that house. I sure as hell wouldn't pay 440K for it today. 440K? Are they on crack? It's a frigging duplex. You can't put single family homes that close. There is a piece of rebar touching the foundation of that house and the house next to it. They are "connected," so it is a duplex and they cram 8 houses on an acre.
Not to mention that the neighborhood sucks.
Permalink | Comments (1)R.I.P. Ronald Reagan
We've done our part. And as I walk off into the city streets, a final word to the men and women of the Reagan revolution, the men and women across America who for 8 years did the work that brought America back. My friends: We did it. We weren't just marking time. We made a difference. We made the city stronger, we made the city freer, and we left her in good hands. All in all, not bad, not bad at all.
Farewell Address to the Nation, January 20th, 1989.
I can't really add anything to that.
Thank you President Reagan. Not just for your 8 years as President, but for your lifetime of service to this country. We need more men like you.
Permalink | Comments (0)Chris' Barbeque Rules
Tom shares his 10 rules of summer BBQ etiquette. He must have worked hard to be wrong on all 10. I offer up a corrected version.
- Any male not capable of running the grill will be banished to child watching duty with the women.
- Ketchup is always acceptable on hot dogs and burgers. Always.
- Beer coolers are never used by adults. They are used by 16 year olds trying to hide their beer. Exceptions granted at the beach.
- Grill tools should be safely stored in the kitchen or garage. Leaving them at the grill causes rust.
- Cats are never welcome. Dogs have first dibs on all dropped food.
- Any steak beyond medium is burnt.
- Any game is acceptable as a long as the host works drinking into the rules.
- Tiki torches don't ward off insects or evil spirits. Chemical insect protection is a must.
- There is no such thing as kickoff beer. There is good beer and bad beer. People that serve bad beer are either cheap, or have no taste.
- Alton Brown said charcoal is better. End of argument.
For Love of The Game
The scene, kids in bed, Michelle in bed because she isn't feeling well. Seemed like a great time to turn off the lights in the home theater and watch the latest baseball movie to come in from Netflix.
One minor problem, For Love of The Game isn't a baseball movie. It's a chick flick set around a baseball game. It'd be a great movie to watch with Michelle, there is enough baseball to keep me interested, and enough romance to keep her interested. As a solo venture with a couple of cold Newscastle Ales, it doesn't really work.
I will say that Kelly Preston has never looked better though.
Permalink | Comments (0)June 04, 2004
Homeschoolers - The Band
Darryl stumbled into The Homeschoolers - although I'm not sure they are actually homeschooled. (update - 4 of the 5 are) Anyway, he asked for a review...this is based only on the 3 songs they have posted at the website.
Typical teen angst rock with just a hint of punk in the songwriting. They are following the path traveled by Green Day, Sum 41, and SR-71 in recent years. I also heard hints of Hanson, and The Clash. They are very raw and unpolished, I suspect this exactly what Sum 41 sounded like in their garage band days. They don't suck, but I wasn't motivated to buy the CD, which is available on the website. That is not a bad thing though. 36 year fathers are not their target audience. Your 14 year old will probably think they rule.
Update: I ordered the CD for my son. He's recently very interested in music, and anything I can do to gently nudge his tastes towards real rock and roll is a good thing.
Permalink | Comments (0)June 03, 2004
More Stalker Merchandise
Famous James is auctioning off another piece of his extensive collection of personal stalker merchandise. This time it's a butt ugly, hand stiched blanket that she sent him last month.
I am the current high bidder :)
James is donating all proceeds to a local battered women's organization.
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Given the source, I guess this article about teacher pay relative to other professions shouldn't be a surprise. However, I'm in the mood to fisk something, so here we go.
We love teachers, we think they're saints, but most of us consider unavoidable the fact that they are underpaid and often have to work two or three extra jobs to maintain a middle-class existence.
Who is this "we" that he speaks of? Don't you love it when authors throw out totally unsupported statements like it's gospel. As far as I know, the only people who think teachers are saints are teachers, and the democratic politicians that they have on a short leash. The rest of us see them as people doing a job that doesn't require a high level of intellectual rigor or extensive training, and in fact can be done by just about anyone.
The latest statistics put the average teacher's salary at about $46,000; some teachers earn a little more, some a little less (the average teacher's salary not the starting salary is $38,000 in Kansas, $36,000 in New Mexico, and $32,000 in South Dakota). Overall, that's about the same that we pay pile-driver operators ($45,980) and about $8,000 less than the average elevator repairman pulls down. Meanwhile, a San Francisco dock worker makes about $115,000, while the clerk who logs shipping records into the longshoreman's computer makes $136,000.
It's no surprise that a writer for Mother Jones would be completely unfamiliar with the concept of supply and demand. Also, don't you like how he picked three rural, sparsely populated, low cost of living states as his examples? I wonder what the average teacher makes in Boston ,or San Francisco? Ever wonder why elevators and escalators seem to sit broken for a week or two? It's because there is a shortage of trained repairmen. The longshoremen have a union that is even stronger than the NEA, thus their inflated wages. Of course, if the longshoremen were making 25K a year this same writer would be whining about living wages and how they can't support a family.
The first step to creating an education system full of the best teachers we can find is to pay them in line with their importance to their communities.
I think we are doing exactly that at current pay levels. Also, I guess this bozo has never even considered whether or not he wants his child raised by a government employee who is only in it for the money. When you look at educational achievement, the relationship between teacher pay and student achievement is inverted. Homeschoolers, who actually pay for the privilege of teaching at home, do best, followed by private school students, and in last place is the public school students, whose teachers are already the highest paid. If he really wants to improve education maybe we should be cutting teacher pay.
I vividly remember, while growing up in the Chicago suburbs in the '70s, knowing that my sixth-grade math teacher was also even during the school year a licensed and active travel agent, and I recall seeing a number of my high-school teachers, all with master's degrees or Ph.D.'s, painting houses and cutting lawns during the summer. This kind of thing still happens all over the country, and it's a disgrace.
Why is this a disgrace? Teachers are paid to work 9-10 months of the year. They can either take the summer off, or supplement their income. It's a choice, and personally I find the choice to produce something and add economic value to be the more noble choice.
When teachers are forced to tend the yards of students' homes, to clean houses, or to sell stereos on nights and weekends, the quality of education is diminished, the profession is disrespected, and we parody the notion that we hold our schools and teachers in the highest regard. Teachers with two and three jobs are tired, their families are frustrated, and the students they teach, who want to—and should—consider their instructors exalted figures, learn instead to think of teaching as a part-time gig, the day job for the guy who sells Game Boys at Circuit City.
I think I'm going to gag. Exalted figures? Please...Is he talking about teachers or priests? I guess we can never question a teacher either. That would not help their ability to teach, but it would greatly help their ability to indoctrinate. Ah...
Also, kids seeing their teachers hawking stereos at Circuit City in the summer would be a real boon to society. It would keep those kids from following in their teachers footsteps. Less teachers would also raise teacher pay - which is exactly what this idiot wants anyway.
He goes on to profile four teachers and their sob stories of having to take on second jobs. Boo hoo. Like I give a damn. The central theme in the profiles seem to be the moment when these teachers realize they can make more money in retail management or landscaping, but choose to continue teaching anyway. Again, our lefty writer is too dense to realize that he contradicting his argument that we need to pay teachers drastically more. The four he profiled continue to teach without the big paycheck. They are not teaching for money.
BTW, I worked 2 (and for a while 3) jobs in the first few years after we had kids. I've also done plenty of unpaid volunteer work that added 10+ hours to my week. Most of us have. I can't think of any logical reason why teachers (or anybody else) should be exempt from the laws of economics.
via Brian Micklewait
June 01, 2004
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I'm curious - did anybody else get this email? I'm wondering if this is spam, or if somebody really did come to ODonnellWeb and email me to beg for an invitation.
For the record - I DON'T HAVE ANY GMAIL INVITATIONS.
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