January 31, 2006

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Febreze NOTICEables

From the website:

Febreze NOTICEables is the newest electric air freshener from Febreze. It includes two complementary scents that alternate automatically throughout the day for surprisingly noticeable, long lasting freshness

If by surprisingly noticeable they mean overwhelming aromatic, then yeah, that's a good description.

We lasted an hour with it plugged in, on low. The odor is just too powerful. Too much of a good thing is bad. It would be very useful for covering the smell of 20 cats sharing one litterbox, but as an everyday air freshener, it just doesn't work for me. I can't imagine anybody needing it, but given the number of electrified air fresheners I see advertised on network TV, somebody must be buying them.

Why do they think Americans have such a need to artificially alter the smell of their environments? Around here, we use aroma free laundry detergent and dryer sheets, the bath soap is at the very bottom of the smelly scale, and even our dog shampoo is not particularly perfumed.

I was probably the wrong person to be testing an air freshener. However, I did volunteer.

My bad.

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The real reason Fox never supported Firefly

Anybody that can combine a rousing defense of Firefly, with a jab at John Dewy and public education, gets a link from me.

Hat Tip: Mark Horne

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January 30, 2006

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When kids need a play date just to hang with their parents

Apparently, we should all be impressed by this attorney that carves out one whole day a month to spend as a play day with his family.

Wow. A whole day. Every month.

I just don't know how he does it.

Everyday is play day at ODonnellWeb Galactic Headquarters.

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Critics say practice leaves vital gaps in knowledge

I'm not sure what to think about this article. The author is either a closet homeschool supporter, or really bad at presenting both sides of the story. With a subhead like Critics say practice leaves vital gaps in knowledge you would expect a much more critical article. However, his example of an unschooler that needed remedial help to get into college was a young lady who was accepted to Notre Dame.

She must have been really deficient academically.

His other critical quote is from Gail Withrow, whose 15 minutes was up back in 2002. She made her name spouting off that unschoolers are dangerous and only the school-at-home types are doing anything valuable for their kids. Her web site is dead and I'm guessing her quote was just something the author found on the Web.

Hat tip: Homeschool Buzz

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January 29, 2006

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Apple discounts for home educators

Apple is providing educational discounts to homeschoolers. They list the following requirements:

- Provide a complete school curriculum for the children you homeschool
- Meet the homeschool (teaching) requirements set forth by your appropriate Department of Education

Clicking on the I qualify, buy now button delivered a price on a 4GB Ipod Nano of $229, versus regular retail at Apple.com of $249. It doesn't look like there is any real test to pass to get the discount.

Apple isn't known for discounting, so any break you can get from them is probably worthwhile.

Hat Tip

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A romantic table for two, at White Castle

This is a brilliant idea. White Castle is doing Valentine dinners by reservation only, complete with white tablecloths and candlelit tables. I can't even imagine how many couples ended up there late night on their first date.

I have a vague memory of visiting White Castle in a tuxedo after a fraternity formal.

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Some good reasons to visit Myspace

Following up on this conversation at HE&OS last week, I'm providing a few good reasons to not be afraid of Myspace. The embedded music player in the Myspace pages loads very quickly and provides a nice opportunity to sample musicians you may not otherwise know of.


Rob Russell & The Sore Losers

Stacie Collins
Evenout
Butch Walker

Enjoy.

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Your horse wants privacy too

Harriette clued me into a huge government program designed to track the movement of every livestock animal in the country.

Think about that for a minute. The government wants to uniquely ID and then track every cow, pig, horse, and every stupid chicken in the country. Can you even fathom what a huge, invasive program this will have to be?

The USDA is trying to fast track this thing into existence by claiming it as a national security issue and using provisions of the horrible Patriot Act to speed the process. However, the ability to track the origins of a chicken 6 months after the fact does little to eradicate disease. However, it does create a huge market for certain companies that will be selling the chips that get implanted into every animal. Further, adhering to a more European like agribusiness model will make it easier for the big commercial farm industry to sell more overseas.

So once again, IAATM. They want to take tax dollars to create this huge invasive program to help multi-billion dollar companies sell more beef in Europe.

The primary requirements:

The NAIS would require two types of mandatory registration. First, premises registration would require every person who owns even one horse, cow, pig, chicken, sheep, pigeon, or virtually any livestock animal, to register their home, including owner's name, address, and telephone number, and keyed to Global Positioning System coordinates (for satellite-assisted location of homes and farms), in a federal database under a 7-digit "premises ID number." (Standards, pp. 3-4, 10-12; Plan, p. 5.) Second, individual animal identification will require owners to obtain a 15-digit ID number, also to be kept in the federal database, for any animal that ever leaves the premises of its birth. Thus, even if you are raising animals only for your own food, you will have to obtain an individual ID to send animals to a slaughterhouse, to sell or buy animals, to obtain stud service. (Large-scale producers will be allowed to identify, e.g., large groups of pigs or broilers raised and processed together by a single group ID number. However, owners raising single animals or a small number, under most circumstances will have to identify each animal individually for purposes of slaughter, sale, or breeding.) If you own a non-food animal such as a horse, you would need individual ID if you ever left your property for shows or trail rides.

Visit the NoNAIS site for more information.

One last thought. If this is "successful" can chipping and tracking us be far behind?

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January 28, 2006

Gay bashing, Christian Homeschooler Style

And we have another entrant in the Pro Home Education Hall of Shame. Our newest entrant is young David Bass, who at age 20 is a Christian Homeschool graduate (his description), and is sure he has all the answers, particularly when it comes to same sex marriage. He is sure that if we just focus on the public health issues, we would all understand just how aberrant and dangerous same sex marriage is. According to David, Christians should stop worrying about the biblical implications of same sex marriage and focus on the fact that gays are all HIV carrying fornicators who are likely to abuse their partners and then die young as a consequence of their heathen lives.

I'm somewhat surprised he didn't present that last point as a benefit of same sex marriage.

Let's take a look at his evidence.

Although self-identified homosexuals account for less than 5 percent of the American population, they are the carriers of over 50 percent of HIV/AIDS cases.

I have no idea if this is even true, but it doesn't really matter. Is it news that the gay population is the primary carrier of HIV? He is just throwing scary looking numbers around to impress an audience already inclined to believe him.

Risky behaviors – Campaigns to foster so-called "safe sex" among homosexuals have done nothing to reduce risky behavior. A 1997 CDC report found that 68 percent [ of gays engaging in unprotected sex] were entirely unaware of the HIV status of their partners.

Note - edited to remove unnecessarily graphic description of gay sex. Again, he is going for shock value with his conservative audience.

So, 1997 data means we are dealing with activity probably for the preceding 10 years? He doesn't actually bother to provide citations. It is WorldNet Daily after all, facts really aren't important there. I'm willing to bet the percentage of heterosexuals that engaged in unprotected sex without a preceding HIV test exceeds 68% for the same time period. Again, he has no point.

According to a profile of 2,583 homosexuals published in the Journal of Sex Research, only 2.7 reported having had sexual relations with only one partner, compared to the largest percentage that claimed to have had between 101 and 500 partners over their lifetime. Compare that to the markedly lower promiscuity rates among married heterosexual couples. According to the latest statistics from the CDC, 92 percent of married males and 93 percent of married females reported having had only one sexual partner over the previous twelve months (presumably their spouses).

So we are comparing the sex lives of single gays, over their lifetimes, to that of married couples over the preceding 12 months. Yeah, that is a fair comparison. Also, we don't know anything about the demographic sample for gays here. 100 to 500 partners sounds scary, but what if it was a survey of gay prostitutes? Still might be scary, but it wouldn't exactly be relevant.

Domestic abuse – A survey conducted by the Journal of Social Service Research found that more than half of lesbian respondents reported having been abused by a female partner or lover. Conversely, research has found that married heterosexual women experience the lowest rates of domestic abuse compared to other types of relationships.

Notice his carefully worded paragraph doesn't actually specify physical abuse. Which basically means for all we know they were talking about emotionally tough breakups, or lovers cheating on them, or who knows what. With married women, he specifies domestic abuse, which has certain legal implications and usually refers to violence.

Life span – A 1997 study published in the International Journal of Epidemiology found that even under "the most liberal assumptions, gay and bisexual men in this urban center are now experiencing a life expectancy similar to that experienced by all men in Canada in the year 1871." The same study estimated that homosexual behavior reduces the lifespan of males by eight to 20 years. Comparatively, the CDC has found that male and female smokers lose an average of 13.2 to 14.5 years of life, respectively

This site, which is where I stumbled into young David Bass (never know what will pop up in a homeschool search), debunks that paragraph for us. Basically, he is using old data about a small subset of urban gays at the beginning of the AIDS crisis. So, it's not exactly relevant to a discussion of same-sex marriage in 2006.

I also notice that nobody on the Christian right is calling for a ban on smoking. Since it seems to be at least as bad for you as a gay relationship, they really should, shouldn't they?

These findings are not those of conservative pro-family advocacy groups, but of non-partisan, non-political medical journals and organizations devoted to protecting public health. What conclusion can logically be reached other than that homosexual behavior is both hazardous to the public at large and often deadly to those who practice it?

Oh, I can come up with some other conclusions. Shall we start with David Bass is a bigoted idiot?

But wait, he's not done yet.

Homosexuality is a cancer that affects every area of life – from the psychological to the spiritual

You could make the same argument about religion. Of course, gays don't go door to door trying to convert you.

Homosexuality is not a benign lifestyle preference, but a death-sentence made possible by government neglect of public health concerns

See gay folks, he really loves you all and just wants the best for you. Apparently he hates smokers, because he doesn't seen to be at all concerned about their death sentences.

Clowns like this give homeschooling a bad name. Welcome to the Hall of Shame.

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January 27, 2006

While My Ukele Gently Weeps

He's no David Hasselhoff, but this still pretty cool.

Hat tip: Jay Horne

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January 26, 2006

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Letters, we get letters

It's been quite a while since I got some fan mail.

From: GrGibs9@aol.com
Date: Mon, 16 Jan 2006 02:41:38 EST
Subject:(no subject)
To: chrisodv*@yahoo.com
Yo! Chris It's me Greg again. Guess what? As soon as I got through e-mailing you I went and flipped on direct TV and guess what movie just happened to be playing? The "Bachelor" wicked huh? You seem to amaze the hell out of me more and more everyday! God I hope I get the opportunity to meet you in person someday and your lovelly wife as well, or at least a e-mail response would be dandy. Well I'll close for now. your #1 fan. Cya Chris.gotta get back to your movie. Sincerely, Greg
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Nationalized School Curriculum is on the way

I won't hash out the details because Spunky has already done a great job of it. The cliff notes version is that a provision in a federal spending bill creates federal scholarships for low income students from high schools of academic rigor. And what exactly is a school program of academic rigor? We have no idea, other than the federal government will be deciding. And since all the sheeple will want access to those federal scholarships, all the schools will step into line and teach exactly what the federal government demands.

And you thought a Republican government would would expand freedom and lower taxes.

Suckers.

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Happy Birthday Delaney

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It's official. I have no children left in single digits. Not surprisingly, the gifts are all horse related. She now has her own saddle, courtesy of Grandpa. It's used and way older than she is - but quality saddles that are well maintained last a long, long time. That is a good thing, since the same saddle new would be over $1500.

'School" is canceled on her birthday, and she has successfully lobbied for an extended riding session on Shado.

I wish my birthdays were so good!

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The Team Challenges Book Tour Stops At O'DonnellWeb

When the author Kris Bordessa asked me to join in the fun, I had all sorts of cool ideas to adapt some of the books activities for the web. However, somewhere between the real life responsibilities of employment and carting my poor, under socialized kids around to all their social events, nothing got organized.

This is a neat book. It's full of group activities to help foster teamwork and cooperation. And since us homeschoolers rarely ever see other live humans we certainly need the help ;) The book is divided into several sections, with the largest and most fun looking being a big selection of ideas for building towers and bridges. What is more fun than being handed a pile of office supplies and the goal of building the largest tower possible from them, on top of a beach ball?

Kris wrote the book for teachers, counselors, and group facilitators, and the book is full of great ideas for homeschool coop meetings, playgroups, or even family game night. And although Kris may have not ever considered this, I see comedy gold in 6-8 adults, a couple bottles of wine, and the challenge of building a bridge with a 24 inch span from paper clips, cotton balls, and other household items.

During the blog tour, visitors to Kris' blog can get a free copy of her e-book, Ten Minute Tasks.

And of course, you can buy it Amazon.

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January 25, 2006

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David Hasselhoff, Dachshunds, and Hooked On A Feeling

I don't really have the vocabulary to explain this. But I defy you to click away once it starts.

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What's really happening on Lost

This appears to be amazingly well thought out and plausible theory about what is going on with Lost. It's probably totally wrong, but if you watch the show you should certainly take 3 minutes to read this.

Although I am suspicious of that URL. Seems like something the show would have secured a long time ago... and it's registered through an anonymous proxy.

Hmm...

Update: Server is down - try the Google cache.

Update #2: The Google cache has been wiped clean. Weird. Anyway, try this link for a summary of the theory.

Update 3 - all links are working again. If Don Gookin wanders by he can probably explain it in the comments.

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Schools looking more like prisons every day

A NJ school district is running a pilot project with iris scanners. Everybody (except the kids) will have to scan in and out of the buildings by having their iris verified against the database of authorized eyeballs.

It's for the children, of course. They use safety to justify it. Apparently kids in NJ are in mortal danger of being kidnapped from school grounds.

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January 24, 2006

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Another thing that makes sense as I get older

Back in the day, I never understood why the baby boomers got so bent out of shape about The Stones or The Who selling out to corporate America.

I just suffered through a new Nike commercial using Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution by AC/DC.

Now I understand - watching part of my youth being ripped away from me. AC/DC (among many others) was the music we listened to to piss off our parents. It was all sex, drugs, and rock and roll.

And now shoes?

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David Palmer for President

If you choices in 2008 are Jeb Bush, Hillary Clinton, or David Palmer (after Dennis Haysbert changes his name), who are you voting for?

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Free stuff from Febreeze

My mole deep in the corporate underworld passed on this tidbit.

Febreze is trying to reach more people as it launches Noticeables and for a limited time will be giving away free samples over the internet. All you have to do is visit

www.febrezestore.com

And enter this promo code: CHALLENGE1

A free sample of Febreze Noticeables will then be sent to you.

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Update on Virginia Homeschooling Legislation

Barb just added this to the comments of the original post.

HB 537 (Parrish, R-Manassas) -- a bad bill that would have restricted homeschooling freedoms -- failed in committee this Monday evening!
Yvonne Bunn, HEAV's director of government affairs, and Parrish Mort of Virginia Homeschoolers, testified against the bill. HEAV, Virginia Homeschoolers, and HSLDA have all been working behind the scenes to "kill" this bill.

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January 23, 2006

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Too much information

This guy might want to rethink his approach to using the Internet to find a wife. Announcing that victims of abuse need not apply, since abuse is not grounds for divorce and that would make him an adulterer, is probably not going to attract many high quality candidates.

My favorite bit.

I refused to see the last Star Wars movie (Episode 3) simply because I don’t think God wants me to fill my heard with Anakin’s fall to the dark side.

I hope God is a huge Star Wars fan, and on the day of reckoning I hope he makes George Lucas pay for Jar Jar Binks.

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Ron on how schools cause learning disabilities

People defending the public school system often say that many student thrive or do well in that system. I’m not sure that I agree with that, but I’ll skip arguing about it. What is the issue for me is that I question whether thriving in that environment is good thing.

Read the whole thing.

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Touched by His Noodly Appendange?

In case you haven't been here in a few days, we got hacked and the entire site was deleted Saturday night / Sunday morning. The latest incremental back up at my host happened after the hack - thus they had to go back to the last full backup - two weeks ago. So the last two weeks of stuff are gone forever.

Interestingly, the story on top after the restore was my link to Daryl's post about homeschooling for His Noodliness.

Coincidence? Or did the FSM just reach out and touch me with His Noodly Appendage in an effort to help me see The Truth?

Update: OK, that was weird. When I posted this, the last two weeks of content that my host just told me was gone suddenly appeared.

Spooky.

Also - check out the new advertiser in the sidebar. Show them some love.

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January 20, 2006

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Saturday's Field Trip

With a highly usual 62 degree day expected tomorrow, and the girls away at a horse thing, I decided to plan a field trip to do something the girls never want to do anyway.

I came up with Luray Caverns and a hike to the top of Shenandoah National Park's 2nd highest peak. However, while googling around for other ideas, I stumbled into one of the largest private collections of reptiles in the Eastern US.

Although I'd rather do the hike, being the good father that I am...I'll be hanging with the snakes tomorrow.

Expect lots of pictures of stalagmites, and snakes, later this weekend.

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Homeschoolers are commiting treason

I'd fisk this, but I really can't improve on Doc's work, so I'll just send you there.

BTW, after poking around her web site, I think the author is a lonely troll that has serious socialization issues, even after all her years in public school.


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January 19, 2006

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Weather Underground fans?

Do I have any Weather Underground fans in the audience?

Oh, and thanks Ryan.

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Theo is back

Theo Epstein is returning to the Red Sox.

This is very good news.

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Christian activist apparently terrified of gay people

Some Christian radio personality is having a cow because HSLDA published a positive review of a movie staring a gay guy.

I am frankly appalled at this and pray they will reverse course and warn homeschool families who usually have little money to waste, about what they are supporting.

She also apparently thinks HS'ers are all poor, and too stupid to make our own entertainment decisions. I guess she also expects God to hear her prays and personally intervene by telling Chris Klicka that it is his solemn duty to hate gay people and oppose their movies, even when the movie is apparently very good, and very pro-Christian.

I don't think she really has much of a clue about God.

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I don't care...

Doc lets loose and tells the homeschool naysayers "I don't care..."

I've done that a few times around here!

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January 18, 2006

Homeschooled Applicants Attractive to Top Liberal Arts Colleges

“Homeschooled students, by and large, are a liberal arts college’s dream,” says Sabena Moretz-Van Namen, associate director of admission at the University of Richmond. “We want more students who think outside the box and color outside the lines. Homeschoolers often have developed into self-directed learners. Traditional high school students sometimes lack that trait.”

This is not surprising at all. The homeschooler applying to college problem, if it really even exists anymore, is a self-correcting problem. The more homeschoolers go to college and excel, the more colleges will seek out and recruit homeschoolers.

Hat Tip: Stephanie

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January 17, 2006

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1776 by David McCullough

Where the not-so-young proprietor of O'DonnellWeb finally gains an understanding of what went on in that first year of the battle for Independence.

If school history books had been written like this I might have actually paid attention.

It was my first delivery from Zooba - the Netflix like thing for books where you build a reading list and they ship you one book per month for $9.95, and that includes shipping. I have no idea how they make money on this, but I hope they keep it up long enough to get through my reading list!

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January 16, 2006

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Another innocent victim of the war on terror

This appears to be yet another travesty of justice. But then, our government seems to specialize in that these days.

For three years federal agents trailed Mohammed Yousry, a chubby 50-year-old translator and U.S. citizen who worked for radical lawyer Lynne Stewart. Prosecutors wiretapped his phone, and FBI agents shadowed and interviewed him. They read his books and notepads and every file on his computer.

This was their conclusion:

"Yousry is not a practicing Muslim. He is not a fundamentalist," prosecutor Anthony Barkow acknowledged in his closing arguments to a jury in federal district court in Manhattan earlier this year. "Mohammed Yousry is not someone who supports or believes in the use of violence."

Still, the prosecutor persuaded the jury to convict Yousry of supporting terrorism. Yousry now awaits sentencing in March, when he could face 20 years in prison for translating a letter from imprisoned Muslim cleric Omar Abdel Rahman to Rahman's lawyer in Egypt.

Hat Tip: Mark Horne

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Virginia bad bill warning (HB537)

Keep an eye on House Bill 537. It increases the score required of homeschoolers on the CAT tests from the 4th stanine to the 5th stanine. Futher, it eliminates the mandatory one year probation period for homescholers not meeting the state's standards, and dramatically increases the Superintendents ability to order the homeschooled child back into school immediately. I wonder when they will start holding the government teachers to a one strike and your out standard?

Also, it requires us to notify the superintendent immediately every time we make a change in curriculum.

That last bit could be kind of funny. Imagine the avalanche of mail we could generate if we took it literally and sent a letter every single time we changed our mind about what book to read. My family might require two or three letters a day :) Seriously though, this does show that the patron of this bill knows absolutely nothing about home education.

Oh, and the patron is this legislative garbage is Republican Harry Parrish of Prince William Country.

Prince William County....haven't they been in the news recently?

Coincidence?

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January 15, 2006

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24 - Season 5 (Warning - Spoiler)

Yes, I'm totally sucked in already. Although David Palmer was one of my favorite characters on the show. Funny how there are 125 government agents in the apartment and not one of them thought to check his computer for encrypted files. Jack, of course, finds it immediately.

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January 14, 2006

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January 13, 2006

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January 12, 2006

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TX Superintendent needs to pull his head out of his ass

Not content with making kids miserable in school, Lancaster TX Superintendent Larry Lewis sent homework home over holiday break and is suspending kids who do not complete it.

Our purpose is to make sure that kids understand that even when you’re at home, you can’t afford to sit three weeks without reading something, without doing some type of formal education project,” Lewis said

Yeah, because that formal education stuff is so effective, huh? I wonder how much "formal work" Dr. Lewis did over the Christmas break? Anyway, this is a very natural consequence of separating home and school.

Hundreds of kids were suspended for not completing the assignments. Good for them!

Home visits start today to hunt down kids that have not yet returned to school. The kids must return to school and show proper fealty to the power of the state.

Heil Doktor Lewis!

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January 11, 2006

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It's not homeschooling...

...if the word public immediately proceeds the word homeschooling
...if the curriculum is provided by the government
...if teacher support is provided as a "benefit"
...if you must meet all the same requirements as the public schools

and the new one that I've never seen before...

enrollment is limited and you have to apply.

The only thing missing is the bullies on the playground. But maybe those are provided too. I don't know whether to laugh, or cry.

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So this is what they teach in Minnesota Kindergartens

“And we should remember that when we cut down the forest to build shops and houses that these are homes for animals,” said the lecturer. ... “And we saw a bird covered with oil. It died.”

Kindergarteners are herded in the auditorium to be taught that man kills cute little animals when he build houses, and extracts the oil that makes that house warm in the winter.

Education, or indoctrination? I think you know the answer.

BTW, it's from Lileks.

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January 10, 2006

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January 09, 2006

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Announcing the Festival of Rejected Carnival of Homeschooling Entries

Homeschoolblogger.com is hosting this week's Carnival of Homeschooling.

Also, disclaimer: HSB retains the right to refuse entries. In keeping with the mission of this site and community (family friendly), we owe it to our members to use discretion.

Not exactly the most gracious hosts, eh? I thought the whole point was to spread the wealth and introduce your readers to new ideas and new writers? It's the Carnival of Homeschooling, not the Carnival of Homeschoolers Personally Approved by the Editors of Homeschoolblogger.com. The Internet is much bigger than "their readers," and they sully the whole idea of the blog Carnival by applying their personal moral filters to what is essentially public content. Bloggers submit to Carnivals with the expectation of a traffic boost - not to be told they are of questionable moral character.

That said, now I'm really sort of curious about what qualifies as non-family friendly over there. So, if you submitted something to them and it does not make their cut, please forward the original email to me. I'll do a carnival festival post later this week comprised of nothing but HSB rejects.

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Psycho

Best.Scary.Movie.Ever.

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January 08, 2006

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January 07, 2006

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Homeschooling for His Noodliness

Daryl comes out of the closet.

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January 06, 2006

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Van Halen I

My Ipod served up VHI for the drive home from a client meeting today.

28 years after it's release and it still sounds fresh and relevant, as though it were just released yesterday. Part of that may be that every kid that has picked up a guitar since 1978 has tried to sound like Edward Van Halen. But still, it's a record that belongs in the collection of anybody that appreciates rock music.

And a note to parents - you could do far worse than to make this one of the first records you pass on to Junior.

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Elitists at the gate

Joanne Jacobs found a Washington Post article on the on the return of that distinctly Southern tradition, the Junior Cotillion, to Loudoun County, VA. Some of the parents might want to consider a PR class themselves, as they don't come off sounding like the kind of people I'd want for neighbors.

Loudoun is the perfect place for an etiquette class, said Sousan Sweeney of Purcellville, because the parents moving to the county have high incomes and are well-educated, and want their children to learn the social skills needed to tap into the area's cultural events and political power base. Sweeney is assistant director of the junior cotillion chapters in Loudoun.

I guess she thinks the poor folk don't give a damn if their kids have manners? It's been my experience that a kid's manners and his parent's income level are usually inversely related. Country kids generally know when to use sir and ma'am, and military brats always know. Neither demographic is buying property in Loudoun County VA these days.

"I've been looking for a cotillion for [my daughter] for a long time," said Cascades resident Mary Ann Dowdle of her daughter Stephanie, who wore a new black dress and her hair in ringlets for the occasion. "I'm happy for her to learn genteel arts, social graces, being able to have a good time in conversation and knowing the nice thing to say," she said.

Translation...I want my daughter to associate with the "right" people, if you know what I mean. You can't teach manners at home?

Participants in nearby chapters have included daughters and sons of ambassadors, senators and high-ranking members of both political parties, who are likely to find themselves in such formal social situations as inaugural balls, said Marilyn Wellington, director of the Alexandria chapter, which has 300 youths enrolled across southeastern Fairfax County.

We had a mechanics daughter once, but we got rid of her right quick. She actually knew how to change a tire, can you imagine?

I signed up Kelly because she was very tomboyish," Lovettsville resident Melissa Burrows, a chaperone at the ball, said. "She has an older brother, so she was burping at the table.

So we joined an expensive, elitist organization, because, you know, just telling her to stop would have been bad for her self esteem. Thank God they are getting that tomboy crap out of her too. We can't have our young ladies being interested in physical fitness and that sort of stuff.

Next year, Michie would like to start an advanced program for third-year students, which would include an extra trip to the country club for lessons in tennis and golf etiquette. She also has plans to add a theater component so young people can practice the proper way to be seated, along with a catered reception so they can learn how to conduct themselves around heavy hors d'oeuvres.

Here is everything you need to know about golf etiquette. Don't eat the wild blueberries growing around the tee box. Somebody likely peed on them earlier today.

I've never been to one of them there Cotillions, but I'm pretty sure even the rich folk in the theater sit down ass first. If you want your kid to learn how to behave at the theater, I have this nifty idea. It's really quite radical.

Take them to the theater yourself. You live near Washington DC, theater opportunities abound. Give the nanny the night off and spend a little time with your kids.

I'd like to think we had moved beyond worrying about whether or not our sons and daughters will marry in their class. Apparently in Loudoun County, VA, they haven't.

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January 05, 2006

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Another Invasion of British Heavy Metal?

I'm all for a bunch of British metal bands coming over and shaking up the stagnant rock scene in this country. If it happens, Dirt will likely be leading the charge. They are very reminiscent of Ozzy or Def Leppard in the formative states of their careers.

And that, as the saying goes, is a very good thing.

Hat Tip: Famous James, who scored an interview with them.

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A early candidate for Parent Of The Year

I may need a new category for this one. It qualifies for Stupid Parent Tricks, and Stupid School Tricks.

The boy brought a pistol to Hunlock Creek Elementary school twice, showing the gun to classmates and packing 50 rounds of ammunition in his knapsack in November.

And the boy’s mother is a teacher at the same school...

Holdren has been suspended with pay. She faces jail time and the loss of her teaching license if found guilty.

But at least she gets a paid vacation while they work it all out.

Well, I can't lock up his guns," Holdren allegedly told police after they offered her a free gunlock. "They belong to him and he has the right to use them when he wants to use them.

The boy is 11.

Via Cindy Deutsch

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From Edge.com's Dangerous Ideas question

My dangerous idea is one that most people immediately reject without giving it serious thought: school is bad for kids — it makes them unhappy and as tests show — they don't learn much.

ROGER C. SCHANK
Psychologist & Computer Scientist; Chief Learning Officer, Trump University; Author, Making Minds Less Well Educated than Our Own

The Government is and always has been the problem in education

Obviously, he has been reading O'DonnellWeb :)

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January 04, 2006

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Sane Home Education Activists (SHEA)

I'm starting a new home education group. Membership rules will be determined on the fly, and subject to change at any time by the ruling cabal.

To start - here are a few proposed membership requirements.

1) You must be able to write the acronym HSLDA without changing the S to a $

2) You must be able to speak about HSLDA for 30 consecutive seconds without trembling, hyperventilating, or foaming at the mouth.

3) You may not be a member of any homeschool related organization that limits membership based on religious beliefs or practices.

4) You must recognize that homeschooling and public-school-at-home are not the same thing.

Please continue in the comments. We need at least 10 to start. Then the secret ruling cabal will determine the membership requirements, and secret invitations will be issued. We don't have the membership rites figured out yet, but I think copious quantities of food, beer, and wine should be involved.

UPDATE: If you don't get that this is a joke, you probably shouldn't count on receiving one of the coveted secret invitations.

UPDATE 1/7: Comments are closed due to JJ Ross' insistence on hijacking the thread for whatever it is she is trying to accomplish.

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Keep an eye on your drugs

If you take a prescription drug that you wouldn't want to do without, it might be prudent to set up a Google search feed to keep an eye out for FDA actions that might effectively ruin your life.

We are out, and can't get anymore, is not something you want to hear from your pharmacist.

ESR explains the crux of the problem.

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January 03, 2006

A Note To First Time Homeschooling Dads

This was originally written in Aug 2005. I edited the date to enable comments for The Carnival of Homeschooling

A note from a reader inspired this attempt to reassure those dads out there taking the initial homeschool plunge this year. Since dads typically aren't home all day seeing all the cool stuff going on, it's only natural that the nattering nabobs of negativity will occasionally get to us.

Relax. Kids are bouncy. They aren't nearly as fragile as we thought on that first day we brought one home from the hospital. In fact, kids are damn resilient. This goes for their intellect too. As bad as the schools can be, 1/2 the kids still manage to walk out 12 years later with a decent education. Of course, as hip homeschool dads, 50/50 odds on decent are not good enough for our kids. We are looking for 98% on great. Homeschooling may or may not be able to provide that, but it certainly gives better than 50/50 on decent.

What is the fascination with school? Did you really enjoy your years in school? We owe our kids an education. Schools are not required for education. In fact, they are often counter productive. Are we just afraid to be different? Afraid that we won't have anybody to blame if we fail? The number 1 activity at school is waiting. The kids wait for the teacher to take role and start class, they wait to be called on, wait for the rest of the class to finish the quiz. They wait in line for lunch, wait for lunch period to end, wait for the bus, wait in line for this and that. I doubt that average kid gets 15 minutes of teacher interaction all day. It'll be difficult to do worse at home.

Fear of the unknown is a powerful foe. If you, like many of us, have sort of let your wife handle all the homeschool details, now is the time to get more involved. Get thee ass in front of a computer and read up on the homeschool law in your state. At a minimum, you can at least make yourself feel better by knowing you are following whatever lame procedures your state has in place for homeschooling. Join a local homeschool group and get to know other homeschoolers. Millions of people, many of them not as smart as you, have done this successfully. It's not that difficult. Read through the archives here or at Cobranchi.com to gain some reinforcement for your decision to homeschool. Deep down, you know it's the right decision. Use that feeling, feel the force Luke.

Sorry...

Don't worry about how Junior compares to other. If you must, flip through something like the "What Your First Grader Needs to Know" series to get a feel for what type of stuff should be covered each year. (Your wife probably already has the book) If you are covering just the stuff in those books your kid will be way, way, way ahead of his public school peers. The schools don't move quickly, and they are getting slower, not quicker. There is no one way to educate. You'll probably Ebay several curriculums the first year or two as you experiment and figure out what works for your kids. That's ok, in fact it's great. The schools would just keep doing the same thing regardless of results. That is how it has to be when you have 1000 students to account for. You only have your family to account for. That flexibilty is like gold. Use it for all it's worth.

At the end of day, remember that none of this is permanent. If homeschooling doesn't work for your family, you can always go back to the school system. They would love to have you. You aren't doing any permanent damage by homeschooling.
However, once you've experienced the freedom of parent directed education;

* the freedom from government mandated school schedules,
* the freedom to blow off opening day and go to a baseball game,
* the freedom to travel when it fits your schedule, not the governments,
* the freedom to vacation after labor day when beach condos are discounted 50% and the crowds are gone,
* the freedom to spend a week at Disney Word in early Nov and never stand in a line longer than 15 minutes,
* the freedom to let your kids follow their dreams and passions, because they have the time to,
* the freedom study stuff off the beaten track, because it's interesting and your kids want to,
* the freedom to integrate your faith into education as you see best,

well, I don't expect to see your kids returning to the local government institution anytime soon.

Welcome to the club. After you've been here a year we'll teach you the secret handshake.

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January 02, 2006

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Gene Keady: The Truth and Nothing But the Truth

Two days into the year, two books read. No, I won't be keeping that pace up!

Gene Keady's book was disappointing
. After 35 years coaching collegiate basketball you'd think he could come up with more than 150 pages. The book felt very rushed - like he didn't really want to write it. I remember many of the key games he discussed, but he added little insight into some of the biggest basketball games in Purdue history.

Hopefully, this was some sort of contractual obligation and his opus on coaching basketball is still forthcoming.

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January 01, 2006

A Short History of Nearly Everything

In A Short History of Nearly Everything, travel writer Bill Bryson attempts to track down the answers to life, the universe, and everything.

He does an admirable job of putting together a 500+ page book that covers the basics of what we know about the the origin of the Universe, the earth, mankind, etc., in an engaging and entertaining manner.

My general impression after reading the book is that we don't really know a hell of a lot yet. The universe is big; really, really mind blowingly big. Earth is old, about 4.5 billion years old. Sometime about a million years ago early man started to expand geographically from our origins in Africa. However, the entire fossil record of man would fit into the back of a Ford F-150, so the details on just how we got from there to today are mostly conjecture at this point.

Also, the geological history of earth would suggest that we are very lucky to be here. 99.99% of all species ever to exist are extinct, and humans have wandered the earth for about .0000001% of it's time in existence. (Might be off on the number of zeros - too lazy to look up the actual number he referenced in the book.) The next big catastrophic comet / earthquake / volcano could hit tomorrow. Historically speaking, we seem to be overdue for the big one.

All of which says to me that maybe we should all relax a bit about {inset cause de jour here}. None of it really matters.

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